fantastically dumb dog! a submission from the wonderful jellabyjones:
This little guy gets me through the day
HRGiger’s birth machine and is his statement on overpopulation being the biggest threat to civilization.
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NOW THIS IS “PRICELESS”!!!!!
My Father is a Stripper in a Gay Bar
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up —
fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied,
‘Okay…my father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other queer men
and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some faggot
and stay with him all night for money.’
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
to ask him, ‘Is that really true about your father?’
‘No’, the boy said, ‘He actually works for the democratic national committee
and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year,
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.
This message is for every girl who goes to work, school, or home alone.
If you find a child crying on the road showing his/her address & asking you to take him/her to that address, immediately take that child to the police station and ABSOLUTELY NOT to the address.
This is a new way to gang rape girls.
Please reblog this message in order to help make girls aware of this sick & twisted method of tricking girls into getting raped.
Dont be shy to reblog this message, as this 1 message can save the lives of many girls.
what the fuck
if this is for real….what in the?? people are sick.
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